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Life After Death

by Oodles

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museable_smoke_music Wow!! What a great collection of songs! Can’t wait to hear what comes next!
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hofner0618 Easily one of my favorite albums of 2021! And that's not because I'm on it, it's an infectious 29 minutes and your life will be better for listening to it. Not only can Oodles write a fantastic mix of modern rock with a touch of 90's experimental (jet set, trash and no star not included), but the man can grow a masterful moustache. Congratulations my friend and keep them coming! Favorite track: September Song.
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Derek Smyth Talk about a genre melting EP, Phew! Every track has a killer hook and the deep lyrics are cleverly woven into wonderful instrumentation and production.

You find yourself merrily singing "This is the summer of tests.This is my life after death." only to suddenly realise what you are doing.

Buy it and also buy it for those who love music. Favorite track: Life After Death.
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thejohnkehl Thanks for checking out my EP! Favorite track: The Quarantine Rehab Cha-Cha-Cha.
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1.
“Ok sir, please stand up and drop your drawers.” “This will only take a moment.” “First, let’s fill this cup, then we’ll vacuum both ear drums. Scan that brain.” “Family history should be addressed, but sir you may be depressed.” This is the summer of tests. This is my life after death. “First, we’ll spin your blood, then we’ll pump your veins with foam, later chrome.” “Lack of sleep should be addressed, but sir, you may be depressed.” (This is the summer...) I think I’m probably ok, but it’s easier to keep running away. Never get my questions answered when every little bump is cancer. My midlife crisis is the existential kind. (This is the summer...)
2.
Somewhere out there you’re living my other life, doing the things I never could do. 10 to the 100 light years removed, can’t love myself so I’ll love you. There’s a world where I make the best decisions and give half to charity. Every song I write will be about rockin’! I won’t be squeezed by anxiety. (Somewhere out there you’re...) Somewhere I speak with proper grammar, and I never hide behind humor. Where I always have better rhymes than that. And I said I loved them when I had the chance. We all need something to hold on to. Na na na etc. There’s an Earth where I go to brunch on Sundays, talk to people, and express my feelings. I bet I would even find religion! Well, you may need a bigger telescope for that. (Somewhere out there you’re...)
3.
I’ll wait for you outside of your mother’s house This time will be planned to the letter When love is not madness, it is not love, it isn’t love, darlin’ So let’s ride our bikes beneath the glowing orange bug lights, darlin’ Past the paper man, you’ll hold my hand while the subdivision sleeps Early morning air will freeze our tears and dull our fears, darlin’ We’ll leave our phones behind the dresser We’ll make our escape Have fun together We can wet the bed and shave our heads and be ourselves, darlin’ We will stay up late and speak our minds and contemplate, darlin’ Why they hit their kids and lose their shit when they really hate themselves We will never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever Go home again As La Barca said When love is not madness, it is not love, it isn’t love, darlin’ So let’s ride our bikes beneath the glowing orange bug lights, darlin’ Past the paper man, you’ll hold my hand while the subdivision sleeps Early morning air will freeze our tears and dull our fears, darlin’ We can wet the bed and shave our heads and be ourselves, darlin’ We will stay up late and speak our minds and contemplate, darlin’ Why they hit their kids and lose their shit when they really hate themselves I’ll wait for you outside of your mother’s house This time will be
4.
nothin’ nothin’ to do nothin. to do why not celebrate livin’ without you? starin’ starin’ outside starin’ outside what beyond the gate livin’ without you? NOW WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYIN YOU KNOW YOU’VE GOT THESE FEELINGS THAT JUST MIGHT JUST MIGHT JUST MIGHT BREAK YOUR BRAIN SO WHEN YOU’RE FEELING LONELY OR ANGER GIVES YOU HEADACHES I’M YOUR LIQUID PLUMBER THAT WASHES ALL YOUR TROUBLES DOWN THE DRAIN nothin’ nothin’ to do nothin. to do why not celebrate livin’ without you? I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE AN ARTIST DON’T YOU MISS THE DESPERATION? CAN’T REPLACE ME WITH NO CUPCAKES I’M IN YOUR IN YOUR IN YOUR DNA I’LL PLAY YOU LIKE A HURDY-GURDY AND YOUR MOUTH WILL NOT STOP DRIPPIN EMPTY SHOTGLASS ON YOUR STOMACH IN THE BATHTUB ON A SUNDAY MORNING BABE look outside go to sleep pay the billS don’t have a drink heard a noise dishes in the sink look under bed don’t have a drink pet the cat watch tv eat some snacks don’t have a drink clean the house try not to think grow a beard don’t have a drink NOW WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE SAYIN YOU KNOW YOU’VE GOT THESE FEELINGS THAT JUST MIGHT JUST MIGHT JUST MIGHT BREAK YOUR BRAIN SO WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND LONELY I’LL BE YOUR BEDTIME STORY I’LL GET YOU THROUGH DIVORCES YOU WON’T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR NAME
5.
Ad Nauseam 03:17
The state of the nation is asleep at the wheel as the passengers pull out all their teeth. If there’s smoke: 1. deny fire 2. advocate bigger pliers 3. and suggest they get to work on their feet “Don’t think it! Feel it! Troll it!” Expunge the meaning of these satellite personalities. Where are the human beings? Twitter is the new air raid siren. Semi-automatic writing. Propagandists obscure. How can we find the cure when we can’t even agree on the disease? ...personalities. Where are the human beings? ...personalities. Where are the human beings? Ask no questions. Don’t believe what you read. History is flexible. Murder made accessible. “Don’t forget the victims motives!” ...personalities. Where are the human beings? ...personalities. Where are the human beings? “Wonder when I started feeling like an orphaned child…” read my latest update. “Sympathies to your family.” The world watches as we argue who’s to blame. Left wing, right wing, alternate reality. ...personalities. Where are the human beings? ...personalities. Where are the human beings? ...personalities. Where are the human beings? Where are the human beings? Where are the human beings? Where are the human beings? Where are the human beings? Where are the human beings? where are the human beings...
6.
It was a typical Monday, with all that entails. Capillaries flooded my cheeks as the thoughts were still festering. Swallowed my coffee with my pride. Swipe left, swipe right. It was an everyday Sunday; checked myself in the mirror. Small talk, blank stare, on your phone, mouth as tight as a snare. I think lost you in record time. I WANT TO DIE! Why do this to myself? Can’t I just be alone? Want to cry in my toast. Why do this to myself? It was an average Saturday; met you just after nine. You said “sorry I keep falling asleep, I am just a bit too high.” You said “dating is so hard on the nerves.” I MUST BE CURSED! (Why do this to myself...) Online dating is killing me. So why can’t I wait until next week? It’s a brand new Friday, and I came prepared. Dating blogs, reddit posts, practiced lines, popped a mint, fixed my hair. I am ready. I am in the zone... to drink alone. (Why do this to myself...)

about

I wrote and recorded these songs while living in a tiny house behind a train yard in Northwest Indiana. Some fun facts--

💿 I played most of the instruments on the album, 17 plus vocals
💿 The hypnotic drone of the trains can be heard in the guitar riff of September Song, the toms of Quarantine Cha Cha, and the bridge of Multiverse
💿 The xylophone, vibraphone, and marimba parts were recorded in a school band room (I’m a music teacher)

credits

released August 6, 2021

All songs produced, written, and recorded by John Bradley Kehl

John Kehl - vocals, acoustic & electric guitars, bass, ukulele, banjo, alto & tenor sax, oboe, tambourine, marimba, vibraphone, chord organ, melodica, midi guitar, synth and piano (Online Dating...)

Jason Slota - drums & hand percussion on Life After Death, How the Mulitverse..., and September Song

Dave Bloom - drums on The Quarantine Rehab..., Ad Nauseam, and Online Dating...

RenĂŠe Catrine - vocals on September Song

Ryan Klockner - vocals on Life After Death

Jason Hodac - orchestral percussion on September Song

Dan O - lead guitar on Online Dating... (starting at 4:25)

Andy Weber - various keyboard accompaniments on Online Dating...

Mixed & mastered by Matt Gerhard at Hen House Recording in Austin, Texas

Album art by Colin Luce www.instagram.com/deaddog_jinkins/

Thanks to...

❤️ Olivia for being my number 1 fan and video editor!
❤️ Jason and Ryan for being great friends who listen critically!
❤️ Everyone at Song Spark!
❤️ All who played, sang, mixed and mastered!

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